Anyone else abhor the saying "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade (or add some tequila and make a margarita)" or some other equally retarded version this cliche? I can't STAND it!
So, I'd like to take it upon myself to revise the saying. How about this: "When life hands you lemons, get mad, and throw them back at her. Life can be such a bitch sometimes." Please help me in abolishing the cheesy lemonade remark from any and everyone's standard encouragement responses. Thanks in advance for making my life just a little bit sweeter!
Ironically, things have been going pretty well lately and I have little use for this phrase. Work's been busier than usual (hence the lack of recent posts) and the social and love lives have picked up quite a bit too. Now, if I could only get to the gym a little more frequently...but hey, I guess life can't always be perfect, huh?
And I'd rather get fat on chocolate cake during the best of times, than thin out on a liquid lemonade diet during the worst.
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