Wouldn't this just be the life? So many pastries you'd live in permanent sugar high, dresses that hide love handles and simultaneously give your boobies a boost, shoes with pom-poms and kitten heels, a giant feather in the hair, and someone to wait on you hand and foot. Oh, and did I mention you have power over the entire land? Yes, I do believe this would be the life.I guess there would be minor details like no running water and a people's revolution that might be a bit of a nuisance, but then you could just say really obnoxious things and become famous for them. I mean, what if MA had said "Let them eat pie?" Not as chic. You can't put pink frosting on a cherry pie, now can you?
Just in case you're confused, I'm posting this for three reasons:
- A girl can dream...
- To prove that the grass is always greener a few decades ago.
- I'm a wee bit hungover (oops) in cube anonymous and the combo of cake, lounge chair, and sleep seem like heaven right now.
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